With game profits in the billions and rising we are seeing the cannibalism of the game critic. They are turning on one another with passive agressive gang violence. The gamers perspective is left out from the hot critic on critic action we are getting these days.
With the DRM war in pitch from the Spore release from EA and the firing of Geff Gertsmann from Gamespot we have no choice but to sink to the depths of conspiracy theory. Needless to say I still read Gamespot reviews but when they lean in any direction I find them suspect. I can no longer help it. At this point I don't even know what to think of any scoring system that is applied to games these days. If there is a sliding scale from 1-10 but you never use the first six numbers what are you really trying to say to me? That all games are at least a little good? This is still capitalism isn't it? Second place is first loser not "the next winner" right?.
Because of this I look to Penny Arcade as they seem less like critics to me and more like gamers regardless of their impact on the gaming world at large. They have stated that they do not advertise on their website anything that they themselves do not play and enjoy. I, for one, believe them. Penny Arcade is extremely marketable and yet it stays with in the confides of what they are comfortable with. I have a suspicion that this is against many phone calls and promises of money from several different institutions and people. I am willing to bet that Gabe and Tycho are offered new bobble heads every first Friday of the month (considering the popularity of the comic, and the fan base, I am willing they get a few phone calls from the "adult" section of mass marketing they wouldn't recall out loud with a gun to the temple; I'll leave the mental imagery to you on that one). Since I have not yet seen the live action movie production nor a big venue that sponsors anything other than charity first when they tell me that they like (or don't like) the game these are the recommendations that I have trust in. That isn't to say they don't make a great deal of money or that I always agree with them, but it does mean more to me than a strong, possibly paid-in-full, review from some magazine. It's the "possibly" that makes all the difference to me.
New critics to the scene like Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw from Zero Punctuation have done away with the scoring method. The format he portrays is one of hate and disgust because it is entertaining and funny to us. He leaves quick remarks about his love of gaming in there to let us know that some of this is just fun, transparent, crapola that he thought would be really funny to say about the game and I love him for that. Clones are sure to pop up here and there and frankly I don't think I could even count myself as an exception.
I'll tell you what; if you want to masterfully rate games these days and have the gamer-educated masses follow you instead of just the blind here is what you do:
- Tell me about the game, facts, story, developer info
- Show me screen shots
- Compare it to things I have played in the past sticking to as many facts as possible
- Tell me what hardware I need to run it well (have a bench mark system)
- Tell me what you think of it
- Score it if you like but include a table for how you score and use the whole scale (if deer hunter 3 sucks I need it to be a 1 and not a 6.5)
Do everything in that order or as close to it as you can and I'll read on every week. Mix them up too much as I will assume you stared at the check on your desk rather than the screen the game played on when you sat down to type it. I just can't help it any more, I'm only human...er Bass.
Seabass